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Post by cylentlea123 on Sun Jan 22 2017, 16:55

HaHa not too hard to see that one lol  
The message is a good one, cats especially like to get in the car engine where it is warm .


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Post by farmerumf on Sun Jan 22 2017, 17:29

I hope the bonnet did not get dented.
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Post by GuineaUp on Tue Jan 24 2017, 04:26

ghehe



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Post by cylentlea123 on Tue Jan 24 2017, 04:30

HaHaHaHa lol good one :)


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Post by Irisa on Wed Jan 25 2017, 05:30

GuineaUp wrote:
Three men are at a bar, and two of the men are talking about the control they have over their wives, while the third remains silent.
After a while, the first two men turn to the third and ask, “What about you? What kind of control do you have over your wife?”
The third man turns to the first two and says, “Well, I’ll tell you, just the other day I had her on her knees.”
The first two men were dumbfounded.
“Wow! What happened next?” they asked.
The third man takes a healthy swig of his beer, sighs and mutters, “Then she started screaming, ‘Get out from under the bed and fight like a man!'”
 
loved  heartbeat this one..


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Post by Brookeham on Wed Jan 25 2017, 07:01

Hysterical jokes!!! I don't know how I've missed them?

Here's one for the kitties..........





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Post by GuineaUp on Wed Jan 25 2017, 08:44

LOL! Poor kitties!


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Post by Tookie on Wed Jan 25 2017, 16:15



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Post by Tookie on Wed Jan 25 2017, 16:45



Look for the little rays of sunshine! 
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Post by Brookeham on Wed Jan 25 2017, 17:11

Tookie - belly laugh Being from a real farming family....I can see how those can happen. Machinery, tractors and trailers tip easily. What are those big white puffy things???? rub eyes I would think they are growing marshmellows too!

GuineaUp - You wouldn't believe our cats' antics with xmas trees...over the years.


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Post by Will*O*Wisp on Wed Jan 25 2017, 18:27

ghehe Love the photos, Tookie!  Thanks for sharing. red smile

GuineaUp - I have a friend who only decorates the top one third of her tree because of kitty mayhem!  So far there has been no attempt to climb the trunk, but I'm not taking bets! giggle


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Post by Tookie on Wed Jan 25 2017, 19:57

@brooke, packed haybales. stay dry this way.
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Post by GuineaUp on Wed Jan 25 2017, 20:56

Oh yah, I've had plenty of xmas tree mishaps with my cats and dogs over the years (learned decades ago... NO string tinsel lol, EVER).  Eek


I had a very sneaky Pygmy Goat as a house pet one year (she was still cute and small, potty trained and slept in a pet crate at night) lol... any time she was left alone for even a second she would eat every tree needle and candy cane she could reach (plastic wrapping and all)... did you know goats climb trees? LOL. And then when when she couldn't reach any more candy canes... she pulled the entire tree down and drug it into the kitchen lol.  GaaH!


Love the marshmallow farm @Tookie lol!


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Post by Brookeham on Thu Jan 26 2017, 00:03

Tookie - In the U.S. they also roll hay...but I've never seen them covered. In CA we bale our hay.

GuineaUp - Hysterical about your goat and the xmas tree!!! whahahaha


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