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Post by GuineaUp on Tue 15 Nov 2016 - 5:02

Thought we needed a thread like this dedicated to us twisted humor types, lol...  ghehe


Three men are at a bar, and two of the men are talking about the control they have over their wives, while the third remains silent.
After a while, the first two men turn to the third and ask, “What about you? What kind of control do you have over your wife?”
The third man turns to the first two and says, “Well, I’ll tell you, just the other day I had her on her knees.”
The first two men were dumbfounded.
“Wow! What happened next?” they asked.
The third man takes a healthy swig of his beer, sighs and mutters, “Then she started screaming, ‘Get out from under the bed and fight like a man!'”


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Post by cylentlea123 on Tue 15 Nov 2016 - 5:08

hahhaaaa  :rolling on flo pchaha belly laugh whahahaha thumbs up


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Post by GuineaUp on Tue 15 Nov 2016 - 5:14

LOL... Sleepy may be contemplating his first ban ghehe


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Post by cylentlea123 on Tue 15 Nov 2016 - 5:17

I was thinking NOW I know why sleepy is under the bed all the time LOL


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Post by GuineaUp on Tue 15 Nov 2016 - 5:24

I wasn't gonna say a word... lol but Thanks for sayin' it for me happy wave
Now he can ban us both LOL monster cookie


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Post by cylentlea123 on Tue 15 Nov 2016 - 5:26

This is the good forum ...remember?
We can be ourselves.  dancing


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Post by GuineaUp on Tue 15 Nov 2016 - 5:31

Yah, but does that apply to us picking on Sleepy too? lol  big grin


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Post by cylentlea123 on Tue 15 Nov 2016 - 5:33

I should hope so lol  oh the drama oh the shame naughtynaughty forgive me


Hey how did you make that name thing ? 
The one at the bottom, the banner with your name?
I want oneeeeee lol


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Post by Guest on Tue 15 Nov 2016 - 5:35

angry

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Post by cylentlea123 on Tue 15 Nov 2016 - 5:36

uh oh, GunieaUp, we're in trouble and Im scared.
Now Im hiding under the bed LOLOL


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Post by GuineaUp on Tue 15 Nov 2016 - 5:39

Oh crap, here comes the ban... lol. Where is Tookie when we need her LOL help .




I can try and make you a banner for your siggy Lea... PM me what you'd like on it.


And scoot over will ya... WTH, a twin bed to hide under???  sos help


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Post by cylentlea123 on Tue 15 Nov 2016 - 5:41

lol No, I have a king size bed, there is plenty of room.
Tookie, please save us!!
We love you sleepy..lol


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Post by Guest on Tue 15 Nov 2016 - 5:42

Didn't notice that I moved to the basement yesterday? tongue

Tookie is sleeping.....so monster cookie


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Post by GuineaUp on Tue 15 Nov 2016 - 5:48

I need her cellphone number so I can text her for an SOS when we need it giggle


I missed the basement part... but, no basement here, so I'm good. I think, lol. tongue


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Post by Guest on Tue 15 Nov 2016 - 5:52

Nope pchaha

Now where did I leave those shackles...... *wanders off* off to bed

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